1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of
food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED
SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly
bit down on
said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the
torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’
s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR
FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN
PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
I keep my
friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I
will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things
don’t work out romantically between us.
