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Catch and Release

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The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.
Pettey: Did you just catch and release?
Flitton: Yea, this salty fish tastes great on this pie.
by Benitration November 27, 2016
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Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.
"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"
by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017
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Catch and release

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When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.
I did a catch and release on David last night.
by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019
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Catch and Release

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When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)
Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure

Yeah I catch and released his ass last night
by KRC001 February 1, 2020
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1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
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When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.
Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!
by cajunesports October 3, 2019
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Catch and Release Phrase

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To pick up and use a new catch phrase, only to abandon it when it becomes popular.
Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.
by flyhaed August 16, 2013
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