Catastrophic Organ Fail

The worst type of fail possible.

-"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"

-"Really? What did you do?"

-"I sold my car!"

-"...catastrophic organ fail."

by MMIIYY May 27, 2008

catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements

Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

Catastrophic Hyperplasm

What results when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Catastrophic Fail

A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic

B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.

1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)

2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."

Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)

3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)

by Joseph Duffy February 11, 2009

Catastrophize

To Catastrophize is to make a situation seem worse than what it actually is.

After you buddy spends 15 minutes complaining about how "crappy" his day was you can turn and tell him to stop Catastrophizing and get on with it.

A friend who is melodramatic would catastrophize a lot.

by Echo Bravo April 14, 2008

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

by Zacarias August 3, 2007

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005