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Tahitian Catamaran

When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two ass cheeks).
Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".
by Gooeyduck January 21, 2015
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catwampus

1. Describing an object or movement, with the first part out of line with the second part.
2. The motion of a vehicle which has the front axle alignment slightly offset from the back axle alignment, causing the vehicle to track diagonally as it moves down the road.
3. The motion of an any animal that runs or moves with its body slightly diagonal to the forward direction, similar to a cat.
4. Parts out of alignment.
5. Something that just doesn't work out.
6. A crooked object.
7. A haphazard arrangment of things.
8. A wildcat in the Tennessee woods.

Pronunciation: cat-a-wom-puss (or) cat' whom-puss

Catwampus is usually preceded by the words "run", "went", "slightly", or "kinda".

Origin: From the word Wampus, a Tennessee and Kentucky hillbilly slang name for the legendary mountain lion or wildcat. Wildcats run fast with their hind legs very offset to one side from their front legs. They are often afraid of humans and therefore are often viewed from the rear as they are running away.

Also spelled: cat'wampus, cat-wampus, cattywampus, catawampus, caddywampus, catawompas, caddywhampus, catterwampus, catterwhompus.
"The 18 wheeler semi tractor trailer truck drove catwampus down the highway because the trailer wheels were not aligned well."

"The project went catwampus because the workers and the management just didn't see eye to eye."

"The picture on the wall was slightly catwampus after the storm."

"The wagon wheel ran catwampus after hitting a rock when the horses were spooked."
by Bonnie Crystal October 21, 2007
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Catamaran

A euphemism for the act of "motorboating" a woman's outer labia/labium, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
Oh man I totally gave my girlfriend a catamaran last night, she loved it!
by Spuddy4u May 14, 2011
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catamaraned

Verb. Taking something normal and turning it into magnificence.
Wow, Melissa really catamaraned that vacation when she upgraded to first class and bought the spa package.

Adding sprinkles to a basic cupcake.
Turning that old tee shirt into a bitching tank.
Calling in sick and taking a spa day.
Convincing your boyfriend to work out regularly. gains upgrade
by LyricalGenius318 January 10, 2017
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catlamp

Catlamps are silicone lamps that are shaped to look like a cat or a pusheen. Catlamps light up when activated and can change to a variety of colours. They are also very squishy and fun to play with.

Catlamps are also popular on YouTube, TikTok and other social media platforms.
The most popular user that owns a catlamp is a TikTokker by the name of catlampofficial.
Chloe: Oh hey what's that on your shelf?
Sophie: Oh that's my catlamp.
Chloe: That's so cool, I want one.
by ShifterYT July 5, 2020
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cajame

1.) Cajame is a term, or name often used to describe an object of great beauty and desire.

2.) Cajame is often used as a slang term for the beauty of urinating.

3.) A more relaxed version of 2.), a cajame can be referred to as a process of much pleasure.
1.) Wow, look at Cajame- she is so beautiful!!

2.) I'm desperate- I need a cajame of a piss!!

3.) We are gonna have a cajame of a partaaaay!
by Cajame COWBURN July 4, 2008
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Catamount

A catamount is a ferocious feline, a mix between a mountain lion and a bobcat. It is predominant in the mountains of Western North Carolina, particularly Cullowhee, and in New Hampshire. Its prey of choice happens to be The Mountaineer. It excells in mauling dumb App State students, leaving their remains unidentifiable.
The catamount pounced on the mountaineer and ripped its face off.
by wcuballin January 24, 2009
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