catnapping

The act of stealing a cat/kitten you find outside.

This kitten isn't yours, you should just leave it where you found it.
No Ezgi, I'm going to be catnapping it, it's too cute!

by begum07 July 16, 2021

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Catnapnea

Similar to sleep apnea accept the source of you not being able to breathe/waking up... is your cat parking their butt on your face.

Apparently it's a really comfortable napping position.

I woke up gasping for air, thinking my sleep apnea was acting up again. But no. It was just Garfield's vibrating butt on my face, purring. I'm calling it catnapnea.

by Olive989 March 7, 2023

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Catnap

To steal or kidnap a pet cat.

I love this calico cat, but she already has a home. I guess I'll have to pull out my catnapping kit to win her over.

by StopThePendulum December 28, 2005

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catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

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catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

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