Catsurbation

When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.

Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.

MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."

by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009

Casturbating

When you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to masturbate with, and have to use the opposite hand to masturbate, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your dick.

Mike: Dude last night really sucked!!

Joe: How come?

Mike: Ever since I broke my wrist, I've been Casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!

Joe: Dayyyummmm

by gbainlaxman January 30, 2010

Casturbating

The act of masturbating while listening to a podcast.

I was casturbating through the entire episode of Bad Counsel and halfway through Bombtastic before I finished!

by Bad Counsel July 29, 2021

Catsurbation

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024