Castoning

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly

Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning

by Teo73 November 28, 2021

castrophony

The sounds of catastrophy.

Then there came a sound, distant first, it grew into castrophony
So immense that it could be heard far away in space

There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called Monkey had spoken
It was only fire and then, nothing.

by someguy June 24, 2016

Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.

Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.

by dave rippon February 18, 2008

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

Casto

A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

You really are gonna fuck with that Casto dude?
Hell yeah..
Aight, Good luck with that..

by KKAindustries December 15, 2011

Castratikron

a Castratikron is a being that was born of evil in a fiery volcano that takes the testicles off of smaller creatures.

a Castratikron castrated a chupacabra.

by bitch zac is gay fuck that kid May 9, 2009

Vincent Castronovo

Vincent Castronovo Jr. is a 14 year old boy who lives in New Jersey. He won runner-up with his former dance crew, ICONic Boyz, on America's Best Dance Crew Season 6 - Season of the Superstars. He left the group on July 21, 2011 because they were moving on to singing and acting, but Vincent just wanted to stick to dancing. "The end of something ICONic, the start of something GRAND." He was bullied as a child for wanting to be a dancer when he grew up. He has touched many lives with his inspiring story. His GRANDerz, (fans) know him as a wonderful and inspiring gentleman who is caring and kind. Over 100,000 people call themselves GRANDerz and are proud to be one. His number one inspiration is his abuela, or grandma.
Vincent's birthday is April 8, 1997.
Nicknames - Vinny, Vin, GRANDman, Vincenzo, Cenzo
Family background - he is Italian and Puerto-Rican. He has two BEAUTIFUL sisters, Bianca (17), and Alessandra (18). His father, Vincent Castronovo Sr., and the rest of the family own Albivi Brick Oven Pizza, a family run restaurant. Albivi stands for Al - Alessandra, Bi - Bianca, Vi - Vincent.

Twitter - @VinCastronovo
Fanmail - PO Box 429 Millstone Twsp NJ 08535-0429 
make sure to mail 2 stamps.

Vincent Castronovo is soooo GRAND!

by Mrscastronovo January 8, 2012