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Mashing the castle towers

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"
by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012
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white castle

A restaurant full of little mini burgers.
Burger Shack Employee - Just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers, with those little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down. Come on Pookie lets burn this MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!
by metallkidd93 January 15, 2008
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barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."
by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020
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Howl's Moving Castle

A book written by Diana Wynne Jones, published in 1986. It's an amazing fantasy story, taking place in a country called Ingary. The main character is Sophie Hatter, who is turned into an old woman by the Witch of the Waste. Sophie sets out to seek her fortune, which leads her to getting involved with the terrible Wizard Howl. This book has an amazing way of grabbing you and making you forget about the plot, until you get to the ending and everything ties together. It seems a little simple, but you'll soon realize that after every reread you pick up extra bits of information.

Howl's Moving Castle was made into an animated film by Hayao Miyazaki in 2004. Real fans of the book will tell you that the movie was good by itself, but strayed to far from the book, and the book was infinitely better. The only things the same between the book and the movie is the basic premise and four out of seven of the main characters' names. The last two-thirds of the movie were completely different from the book. Still, don't bash the movie, because Diana Wynne Jones said herself that it was good that the movie was very different from the book.
Howl's Moving Castle is the best book of all time.
by Segreto November 7, 2010
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welfare castle

A government subsidized home. More than likely in a roach motel or low rent trailer park.
When Fair Housing gots Leroy his welfare castle ova ta Swamp Road Trailah Park he swell righ'up wiff welfare pride.
by critter getter October 10, 2007
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Barnard Castle

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."
by W_M_D May 27, 2020
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Castle greyskull

When a older woman takes out her dentures and goes down on you. You pull out and ejaculate on her face, then throw her dead husband's ashes on her.
I totally castle greyskulled your grandma last night.
by sticky_wicket March 19, 2009
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