Carime

One of the most caring individuals you will ever meet. Usually shorter, however, she makes up for her height with her sense of humor and kickass attitude. She has the ability to scare people by giving them a look.

Your friend is such a Carime, she's so nice!

by stringbean87 March 18, 2009

dirty carmen

A sultry smoking hot woman who leaves you in the dust wishing IF ONLY!

A girl who isn't afraid to get down and dirty when need be.

A true ride or die chick.

I'm sprung on my ride or die Dirty Carmen!

by Sam-antha I Am April 18, 2019

Carmel Hell Week

An Instagram page dedicated to a week of horrors in February 2018 at Carmel High School in Indiana. The page showcased memes from the many fights in commons, the school shooting scare in C lunch, the 3.5 seconds & puppies speech by Dr. Humus, and the Friday where nobody went to school. The account quickly amassed a large following among Carmel students by gaining over 1,000 followers within a day of being created. The account now has over 4,300 followers and has made more recent posts about the electricity bills, the $25 charge to park in the lot, meme day, and most recently the explosion. Carmel Hell Week provides all the memes, videos, and news about Carmel High School that the administration tries to keep secret. Because of this the account has continued to grow and become a big part of the current Carmel student body culture.

Bro, Carmel Hell Week was the craziest, scariest, and best week in Carmel High School history.

If you missed the latest fight in commons, check out Carmel Hell Week.

by 3.5puppies January 16, 2019

Carmen

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. If she is destined for you, you will get her anyway. She will reject any other person just to be yours.

You must be my Carmen.

by carmenslover September 27, 2013

Eric Cartmenez

South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. In "Eek, a Penis!" Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.

Student 1: "I don't understand how to cheat on my test"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"

Example 2

Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!

Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"

by mm24ish January 1, 2011

Carmel Academy

An unaffiliated, Jewish School in Greenwich, CT. Formerly known as WFHA, they changed the name in the middle of the year after receiving a 10 million dollar grant. This grant was used to fund many important things, such as computer programs like Kidspiration and Gimp (?). At "CA," you will not learn geography, nor grammer. You may read an average of 2.5 books a year, along with an average of 9 movies. You get to show your individuality with collared shirts in every color (solid, of course), and khakis in black, navy, brown, olive, grey, and purple (?). You can make many friends at Carmel, everyone in your grade (avg=15) is super nice, and accepting, even your teachers will be your friends! The average sentence you hear a student say at Carmel is, "Man, I love this school!" and for teachers, it's, "Where's your kippah? Your head looks cold." COME TO CARMEL WOOOHOOOO GO EAGLES!!!! OOPS HAWKS YAYY GO HAWKS!

Jacob: Hey, did you make the Carmel Academy basketball team?

Rebecca: What kind of question is that? I didn't even need to sign up, they begged me to!

Jacob: But, you've only played once in your life...?

Rebecca: Does it really matter? We just need enough "players!"

by superjew123456789 September 4, 2012

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019