cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Lord Cartier the 3rd

Lord Cartier the 3rd also known as King Vamp or Playboi Carti invented music and his own language called Cartinese 🧛🏿

Virgin: Yo what chu listening to?
Chad: Lord Cartier the 3rd
Virgin: you mean that gay ass vamp carti?
Chad shot him in the chest 27 times

by Must have a big deal January 28, 2022

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009

cartibart

a section in a library

i walked around a cartibart, looking for my favorite book about lions

by Diarrasaurus rex November 6, 2020

Jenel Cartier

One of the coolest and really the most bad-ass girl that is just as down to earth as she is sick with it at all times. Also carries herself with style and is very beautiful both on the outside as well as inside. Definetely and absolutely with the business and always keeps it real 100%. Piss her off and you can pretty much kiss your ass goodbye homie. Trust and believe!!!!

Have you met my homegirl Jenel Cartier? She's cool af. Good people...

by Otter Pete December 18, 2020

cartart

very sexy lady who likes to ride in fast cars and is mega good in bed

the gal whos in ur car everynight

by cartart January 24, 2004