Cart shaming

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves

I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him

by nickylags March 20, 2020

Cart Smoker

A person who has only ever gotten high of a cart/THC juice

"If you didn't first get high out of a apple or a bottle or some shit, and you use carts, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STONER, Goodbye!" - any non - cart smoker

by Phinn_ May 8, 2021

Playboi Carti Sex Time

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while listening to songs by the musician Playboi Carti.

Trayvon (to Jamal): Playboi Carti Sex Time.

by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ May 24, 2023

Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

Cart Shopping

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.

Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL

by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011

Empty Grocery Cart Stare

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.

My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.

by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011

cart surprise

when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount

marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!

by theONEftw July 21, 2011