a stupid ugly whore who won american idol and didnt deserve to win. she is a discusting bottled blonde skank who is a country singer wanna be she also used to have a job as a stripper what a cunt
by Stupid cunt July 15, 2008
Get the carrie underwoodmug. When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
by wadrow October 17, 2019
Get the The Carrie Underwoodmug. The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.
oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!
by Nastina September 5, 2005
Get the carrie underwoodmug. by Raven Nightwing July 10, 2006
Get the carrie underwoodmug. male sex organs carried under a hadron eg. Balls.
as the wood represent the erected penile underwood is the place where a man carries balls.
as the wood represent the erected penile underwood is the place where a man carries balls.
by promartinus March 31, 2008
Get the carry underwoodmug. the worlds most attractive legs. your mouth will droll. they also are the main reason why Mike Fisher is the luckiest man in the world. they steal the headlines away from Carrie her self. if you dont find her legs to be the hottest thing, you need an eye test.
by your jealous of carries legs June 7, 2013
Get the carrie underwoods legsmug. A derivative of the name of American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Used as a slang - a vulgar pick-up line for, well, getting her to carry your boner.
by Barack my Obama May 27, 2009
Get the carrie my underwoodmug.