Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.
I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.
by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011
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Getting carried in a casket by 6 casket bearers to the hearse immediately after a funeral, right before the funeral procession. Then, after the funeral procession, get carried again by 6 casket bearers from the hearse to the gravesite.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006
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Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.
Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.
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Get the cariad miles mug.(Noun) - A Horse-Drawn-Carriage, is a term used to describe a person with a large buttocks. The horse is the person’s legs being able to move around their large buttocks.
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