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When a girl queefs and walks infront of people caring the smell with her
Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
by ADDing01 July 20, 2013
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When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
by jacr666 January 3, 2011
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The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.
by CancerFTC October 5, 2009
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Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
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Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.
by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018
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When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.
Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!
by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
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