by dgtlchlk November 17, 2003
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by L.L.spermway February 22, 2010
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When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.
John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!
by ADRicci December 25, 2010
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Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
by ADDing01 July 20, 2013
Get the Carpet Bombing mug.A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.
Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?
Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.
Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.
by Jimbo J December 7, 2007
Get the Carpet Bumming mug.When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
by jacr666 January 3, 2011
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The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.
by CancerFTC October 5, 2009
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