Ice carp

The stripper / prostitute that visits ice shanties. Like a lot lizard, but for ice fisherman

I didn't catch any fish while ice fishing, but I did catch crabs from the ice carp.

by Hot tub lover February 10, 2022

carp cunt

Any female who emits an extremely foul odor from the vaginal region.

Hey Carp Cunt, why don't you try washing that nasty thaang?!?!

by Floppytitz90 September 15, 2016

carp starver

When a MILF is playing koi and using herself as dong bait just to get attention.

"So I was at the pool the other day and this total carp starver was waving at every dick that walked by."

by SimonClint October 30, 2018

Carp fishing

Like cat fishing only the pics are real, but before the sex change.

Jeff-“totally got catfished by a tinder tranny this weekend “
Katlin-“You mean carp fished, the correct term is carp fishing Jeff”

by Deathroltroll666 December 30, 2018

Fishing for ass carp

When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.

Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing

by Go Balls Deep March 17, 2023

carp out

When you take too much GHB you carp out.

"Don't carp out again you pussy!"

by bigjg August 28, 2008

Asian Carp

When a man has finished his deed in a woman, he waits for his penis to slowly go limp, and wets his penis with cold water until dripping. And then proceeds to slap the woman back and forth on the face.

Guy: She closed her eyes in exhaust and laid down on the bed, so I ran out and wet my dick and woke her up with the Asian Carp.

by xXxmanybagsofdicksxXx June 9, 2011