calderone

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries

I wish I was a Calderone

by dixie boy17 November 5, 2013

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson

They unfortunately broke up around 2020 or 2021. They are no longer together </3, which is absolutely, obviously heartbreaking obviously. It just did not seem to work out. I'm obviously heartbroken obviously. Genuinely, maybe it is better this way and maybe or not

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson broke up.
Nice.

by Ziammie January 25, 2021

east calder

an amazing little village, where the cool kids come from!

look at him he's so cool, he must be from east calder!

by topman103 September 29, 2009

Serial Carder

A serial carder is known to prey on virgins who are typically 'late' to lose their virginity. These girls are most often fresh out of high school and tend to be the last of their friends to be v-carded. The serial carder swoops in and tells these young girls anything and everything they want to hear in hopes of nailing a virgin. After swiping her v-card, the serial carder milks the situation to his advantage until the young girl is no longer young, at which point, he moves on to the next virgin.

Connie: OMG I finally had sex with Jarret! He told me he loves me! I think he might be the one!

Susie: Connie, your boyfriend is a serial carder. Not only is he going to dump you, but he already told me he wants to pop my cherry on prom night...

by SNICKAPIE January 24, 2010

Calder Cup

The Calder Cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). It is often used to establish where someone's questionable girlfriend is on the "looks hierarchy". It only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 scale and a girl's echelon is determined using a playoff exit scale (1st round, conference semi-finals, east/west coast finals, or calder cup final).

Because of her hideous, scary face and average body, Billy's girlfriend would exit the Calder Cup playoffs in the East Coast Finals.

by Hershey Bears December 19, 2010

caulderize

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.

"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage

by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011

sergio calderon

An amazing man, sings like an angel, kind, warm-hearted, adorable, and he’s funny. Sergio is a part of In Real Life with bandmates Michael Conor, chance, drew, and Brady

Sergio Calderon is so amazing

by -Bradysmoan April 20, 2018