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in the cards

a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"
I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards
by Kylepiper88 June 25, 2008
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cards

cigarettes or joints.are called cards because cigarettes and joints fit perfictly into playing card packs.
hey alex, got any cards?
by james. f. January 7, 2006
mugGet the cardsmug.

card

n.
1. The distinct personality of an individual regarded as a persisting entity; individuality. (If your card is getting “pulled”, you are going to get fucked up)

2. The set of behavioral or personal characteristics by which an individual is recognizable as a member of a group.

3. To check the identification of, especially in order to verify legal age. “You card that shorty?”
Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E
by Matt Hoyt February 10, 2004
mugGet the cardmug.

in the cards

likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)
Another win for the team is in the cards.
by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2009
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Card on

A woman hard on for when a male is buying her alot of stuff with his credit card. Esentially, gets horny when money (credit cards) is spent on her.
Jenny got such a card on when I took her shopping at Saks fifth avenue. She was ready to bang me in the dressing stall.
by d1rewolf17 March 9, 2009
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card

A circuit board used to add functionality to a computer; for example, a graphics card or a wireless networking card.
You're getting a blue-screen on bootup. Did you pull your card?
by Palmer Woodrow October 30, 2005
mugGet the cardmug.

card-on

1. When a person who plays trading card games (e.g. Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic the Gathering) enters a state of euphoria after acquiring a rare, valuable, or otherwise useful card, usually from a booster pack.

2. When a person who trades or collects cards of any sort strongly desires to obtain a specific card.
1. "Dude, when I pulled that Jester's Hat back in '92, I got such a card-on!"

2. As the young boy stared hungrily through the card store's glass front, he experienced his first card-on for the vintage Babe Ruth rookie card.
by Legsman February 10, 2010
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