Carawanking

Going to a caravan for a weekend and wanking the entire time you're there.

Tim: So, doing anything interesting this weekend Mike?

Mike: I'm off to do some carawanking.

Tim: You're such a Welsh wanker.

by KleverKlogs September 24, 2015

Caravanner

One who owns a customized recreational vehicle suitable as a living space and is used to travel often or perhaps even a primary residence. This can be a motor home, RV, caravan, 5th wheel camper trailer or cargo van. Similar to a Vanner, a CaraVanner usually infers bigger than a standard van although definitely includes vans, small vans and even tiny camping trailers.

Their customized rig, which they live in has USB charging ports, bluetooth, LED widescreen, solar panels on top, power invertors and gas powered generators, a wine fridge and a theatre-grade sound system, custom paint job and satellite internet service... Just like a true caravanner should!

by Su8LiMe1 December 5, 2021

caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

caravan

A small metal container,usually placed in rows on a field of grass.Usually full of working class alcoholics with nightmare children.

We are going on holiday to skegness in a caravan

by Rachel April 15, 2004

dodge caravan

The best vehicle ever to come from Chrysler corporation.
The best of these minivans were made before 1990, and were offered with a turbo-charged engine and 5 speed manual transmission.

These vehicles work better than any radar detector for evading police, as the cops can clock you, but just don't give a shit.

I just clocked that Dodge Caravan at 100 miles an hour! I better take this radar device in for repair.

by melinuxfool November 18, 2007

Caravaning

A small party carried out in a small place, for instance a caravan, in which a lot of alcohol will be consumed, and generally both inanimate objects and livers are broken. These usually happen on a fairly frequent basis once a venue is found, and continue until said venue is completely destroyed.

Man, I went caravaning last night and ended up in a pool of my own sick in my mates backyard, it was fucking crazy...

by Roflcopter38 January 11, 2009

Caravaning

When a woman bends over, you run up behind her and thrust yourself in her.
She then, normally in alarm, tries to move away, where you then follow her as if you are and annoying object being towed.

I was Caravaning today as my wife bent over in front of me.

by Jondice April 3, 2009