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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

When you are carpooling and you enter a dark tunnel and get that "uneasy feeling" as you sitting next to someone you don't "Really" know.
On the way out of Boston, Sally got Carpool Tunnel Syndrome from the new guy John.
by Daryl Tempesta February 23, 2008
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carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullsit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.
Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride?

Guy- I sure will. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas.
by Biatchy January 30, 2009
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Carpool Lane

A sex move involving 3 or more dicks in the mouth.
Your jaw must be sore after that Carpool Lane.

I can't believe he frenched her after the Carpool Lane!
by Miss Dish May 24, 2019
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carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullshit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.
Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride? I don't know what I'll do if I can't carpool with you!

Guy- I sure will give you a ride. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas. I'll drive you anywhere!
by Biatchy January 30, 2009
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carpool bandwagon

Your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else's team that you know.
Girl: I hope atlanta wins.

Guy: But you're a Titans fan... Don't front, especially not because they suck this year.

Girl: Yeah but my dad's a Falocons fan and my roots are in GA!
Guy: That may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you're just pullin a carpool bandwagon. Disallowed...
by cheese doctor December 27, 2010
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Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.
Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.
by bateworld June 14, 2018
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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.
Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!
by hbm January 3, 2009
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