closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

Captivating

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.

her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.

by Mary_R April 6, 2010

captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Captialism

Something which is not capitalism.

I can't spell, so I wrote a definition for captialism instead of capitalism.

by PoopyPoo October 27, 2004

captivate

To capture and hold someone's attention with one's own charisma or magnetism; attract strongly.

The dancer captivated her audience with her deep eyes and exotic movements.

by world citizen May 16, 2005

captian planet

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

by Irvin700 August 6, 2004

Caution Treatment

Using four-way caution lights in a vehicle in order to signal cars behind you to pass to get the privacy you need for road head.

Nikki: Baby, I'm not doing this now, there are like five cars behind us!
Stevie: Give me a minute, I'll just give them the caution treatment and we'll be set!

by ginger&friend May 2, 2009