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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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Capt. Jackie Trent

Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.
Person A: Wow that person is fit AF!
Person B: She’s being a Capt. Jackie Trent.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019
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The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods
So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...
by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
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Capt

That guy (Capt) got rejected 20 times last night, he is so down bad
by NotCapt April 6, 2021
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Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.
Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!
by Hankscolts November 21, 2022
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Capt A

A person of unusually high gayness.
Tends live alone, but has been seen in groups with Nesses steve_daves and the random Spacemonky
Woah, watch out there is a Capt A coming this way, he might try to anally rape you.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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