Caper

An event that would involve more effort than you are willing to give

I can't be arsed to do that. It's just too much of a caper.

by Ronnie February 13, 2004

Caper

A testicle from the world's smallest mammal, Craseonycteris thonglongyai. Capers are only gathered under a blue moon from the hours of midnight to 2 AM. Although Capers originate in Thailand from the Kitti's hog-nosed bat, they are shipped worldwide and marketed as a delicacy. (Do not confuse with dingleberry.)

The capers on my $45 flatbread dish were pickled in a brine solution.

by Doyouknowwhatyouareeating July 18, 2018

Caper

Something completely unnecessary.

*Marty just knocked Stevie's cheeky nandos out of his hands, shouting "Up The Peelers".
"You can't be at that caper, Marty, you dick."

by AreyaShaw94 October 7, 2015

Coral Capers

The first aquatic level in the 1994 Nintendo/Rareware classic Donkey Kong Country (SNES). This level contains an instrumental track, Aquatic Ambience, which became somewhat of a well known track to videogamers after the game's release.

If you haven't gotten to Coral Capers yet, Donkey Kong Country may not be a game for you.

by DKC August 6, 2006

pull a caper

To rob someone or something; hit a lick

“U aint eva pull a caper, how u gettin paper?”

by Ass nut July 16, 2018

closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.

"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?

by DJ Jason May 13, 2005

cricket caper

a sexual experience with an hot chick "cricket" that is not your wife or girlfriend. usualy a whore, stripper, or just a chick at the club

"we're goin out clubin tonight, im lookin for a cricket caper for the night"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 15, 2007