capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 22, 2022

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 01, 2010

Capt Finny

A condom or profalactive.

I always carry a Capt Finny for the times out on the 'sea of love'. Capt Finny keeps my sea men from going to the overboard depths of child support.

by roy dor November 08, 2007

Capt. Price

A hot older man that can be mine any day

CAPT. PRICE IS DADDY

by ❤️British 🇬🇧 gal❤️ November 15, 2023

Capt

If down bad was a human

That guy (Capt) got rejected 20 times last night, he is so down bad

by NotCapt April 06, 2021