Sansplaining

When people from San Francisco interrupt you while you're having a neutral discussion to assert their misplaced sense of entitlement and reassure you that whatever you're talking about they definitely inherently know the answer, after all, they're from San Francisco.

Tom was talking to John, a San Franciscan, about the topic of homelessness until John interrupted Tom mid sentence and began sansplaining to Tom because he feels a false sense of superiority which he carries as badge of entitlement wherever he goes.

by Billy Grippo July 6, 2019

Mansplaining

When unsolicited advice or direction is given to a woman by a man in a condescending manner. The reasons typically being, the man does not believe the woman is capable of completing the task independently and must need guidance.

"You're not doing that how I would do it so I'm going to bother you with my directions and opinions even though I am in no way a superior and you did not ask for clarification. There is no way you are capable of doing this by yourself and must be ignorant so you have to rely on my constant guidance."

"uh, I think I got it.. thanks."
Mansplaining

by tybkylie December 14, 2018

Catsplaining

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.

1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"

by Catlady24 April 26, 2013

coonsplaining

coonsplaining where a black person talks/explains in an unproductive coonish matter

Person: "have you heard of the cop that killed the unarmed black teenager?"
Coon: "Stop talking about Police brutality! how about Black on Black Crime?!"
person: "'black on black crime is also bad but I'm talking about police brutality Right now...."

Coon: "we Blacks need to do better! what are you going to do about black on black crime?! and Chicago?!"
Person: "again black on black crime IS BAD!... but I'm TALKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY RIGHt NOW!"
Coon: "Stop talking about police brutality TALK ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "this is not productive..."

Coonsplaining

"as a Black Man i agree that Colin Kaepernick should be suspended from the Nfl For kneeling!"

"we Blacks need to do better"

"I'm not black I'm just an American"

"racism is bad but what about Black on Black Crime?"

Etc

by Lil Gucci Bag May 11, 2019

hansplaining

Stating inaccurate facts about China. Conveniently repeating Chinese Communist Party propaganda worldview. They can be often located in their ideological bubble on Weibo (Twitter copy) or other CCP run social media pages, in rare cases you can meet them in the wild in Mass Media comment sections as well as Facebook and Twitter comments.
Their meeting and support group has its western HQ on r/Sino where they're sharing the newest fake news, CCP propaganda and secretly plotting on how to take over the world, just to miserably fail every time like Pinky and the Brain.

Any rational person: "China is running concentration camps and they're rounding up millions of Uighur's, it's coming close to a genocide"

Lin starting his hansplaining: "no ,no . is no like it, you just don't understand Chainer, is vocational camps with Chinese characteristics" and continues to hansplain how forcing Muslims to burn their holy books, drinking alcohol and eating pork is a good thing to fight alleged terror.

by real_xi_jing_ping December 23, 2019

Mansplaining

A blend of man and explain. When a person explains something to another about a subject on which the latter is more knowledgeable. Usually the word describes a conversation in which, due to sexist bias, a man automatically assumes he is more knowledgeable than the woman he is talking to.

Man: "Let me explain you something-"
Woman: "Dude. I have a PhD in this subject. I'm pretty sure I know more about it than you do."
Man: "Yeah,you have a PhD, but hear me out-"
Woman: "Do you realise you are mansplaining right now?"

by theTransMusician July 4, 2018

Mansplaining

A word used by feminists to silence men and prevent them from learning that men actually have problems too and that their point of view isn't the only one

Feminist "women are paid 77 cents for every mans dollar"

A man "well actually every serious study showed that there more factors than just gender like how long they worked there and education"

Feminist "Stop mansplaining you patriarchal fuckface"

by Chumley69 December 29, 2015