cannon

An ambiguous object. Possibly:

a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you're head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a penis, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. Don't use this word, people will have no clue what you're talking about.
"What did you just say? Cannon?"
by K` October 24, 2005
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cannoned

Verbally shut down, counterpointed by overwhelming evidence, or just zinged badly.
You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chicken with NO meat, and ya window IS ya front door.

Oooohh cannoned!
by Ben Berkowitz March 19, 2008
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cannon

"You only like that pairing because it's not cannon."
"No no, you mean CANON. Oh, and... That's not true."
by Ravenwolf April 14, 2006
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Cannon

1. Exclamation or celebratory outburst when one is victorious.

2. Exaltation of ones own superiority or skill.
1. After he knocked his opponent unconscious, the martial artist was heard to yell "CANNON!"

2. When asked how he was able to build muscle so quickly, the bodybuilder said, "because I'm a CANNON!"
by Brautwurst Lovechild September 25, 2005
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Cannons

Another word for boobs, tits, rack, breasts, etc...
She had huge cannons!
by Kaayin December 9, 2004
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cannon

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.
by Light Joker November 1, 2005
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cannon

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.
Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.
by Molten Funk January 6, 2008
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