cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.

I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.

by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009

canniversary

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.

"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"

by seoladair February 5, 2009

cannier

Something that is beaten or hurt. You can also use canned. It can also mean being stoned/high.

1: Hey bro, you see that hurt kid over there?
2: Yo, He got canned bro!

or

1: I'm so high right now...
2: Don't get cannier, bro.

by Bonzi_buddy March 6, 2022

cannister

A tank of gas that you can attach to things and pop its cap off to make it move in JBMod for HL2.

Omg I made this thing launch so high in JBMod!

I attached 10 cannisters to a buggy and made it go FLYING!!

by happyface_0/dave December 16, 2004

canniversary

The yearly celebration of a person's first time trying or enjoying cannabis in some form. Sometimes celebrated by sharing one's cannabis or paraphernalia with members of their smoking community (reddit.com/trees, for example). Can also be celebrated with cannabis-infused space cake with candles.

Also, just another reason to get together with your stoner friends and get baked. Not to be confused with 4/20, the annual holiday that celebrates pot culture in general.

Miles invites his stoner circle over to his house every year at 4:20 on July 5th to celebrate his canniversary with them. They usually bring him gifts of rolling papers, a dub sack, and next year, they're going to Amsterdam for his canniversary!

by Milesabove July 6, 2011

cannasexual

An unremarkable term created by unremarkable people to describe the relatively unremarkable act of using cannabis (through various methods) to enhance sexual intimacy.

Chadly: "You just, have this sensual energy about you..."

Sarah: "Ever since I embraced my cannasexuality, my vaginal chakra has never felt more alignment."

by deathbysnooosnooo February 15, 2018

Canniselfism

The devouring of human flesh that is your own. Most common amongst fat people with stuffed sausage twinkie fingers that looks like a snack that's too good to pass up.

No, she ate her own flesh, so it's canniselfism.

by CarnivorousVegan1313 February 23, 2011