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cannabiser

Contact my Cannabiser, he knows and grows the best strains.

I'm going to take courses in college to become a Cannabiser.
by shmart December 18, 2017
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narcissistic cannibal

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012
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get canned

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.
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Cannasseur

Cannasseur is a play on the words connoisseur and cannabis.

A cannasseur is one who enjoys the consumption of cannabis, and studies the many varieties and their differing effects.
"Dude, Chris had some bomb weed the other day, it's crazy

how much he knows about different strains"

"Yeah he's a total Cannasseur!"
by Chris the Cannasseur July 15, 2009
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cannaphobia

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis
Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.
by ilvadel October 23, 2011
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Missouri Cannonball

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
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Double Stuffed Cannoli

A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)

Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant

Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.

*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.

Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."

" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."

" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019
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