Booty Canker

A gangrenous or ulcerous sore, generally found in the mouth. When eating copious amount of salt and vinegar chips it has been found to cause cankers in the entrance mouth and exit booty.

I have to sit on an O-ring, I ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips and my booty cankers are killing me!

by Dispatch Diva May 7, 2011

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010

Canker Snatch

Disease ridden and/or very dirty female genitalia.

I was going down on Longinus and discovered that she has the canker snatch as evidenced by the new sores in my mouth.

by M_Fer February 9, 2009

crank cankers

Herpes: Sores shared on your crank. FUN FOR EVERYONE!

Bitch gave me crank cankers!

by NoCrankCankersHere April 28, 2014

Anus Canker

Literal: A raw white, or sometimes red soar in or around the stink hole. A herpes like infection caused by a tearing of the anus, an ingrown hair follicle or the combination of shaving and bleaching.

Guttural: An insult of one who is annoying, intrusive, overbearing and nagging.

Damn, Terry is such an anus canker, I wish he would just go away.......

by dabigmoose January 24, 2007

canker mechanic

a medical doctor, a medic

He's the best canker mechanic in the business.

by Pierre Vincent FORD February 16, 2008

canker cunt

Female that plays Halo 3 so much that she develops sores on her pussy.

You aint nothing but a fucking canker cunt, die so I can teabag you.

by niodin March 10, 2008