anti-jar conformation

A zen-like state of complete understanding reached by aligning yourself with jjb.

Anti-jar conformation and smeow on it!

by Tony Dungy August 26, 2003

Confirmation Look

The look you give to someone after making a joke just to check if they are laughing

After Andy made a bad joke he gave amber a confirmation look

by Beijingmonaghan May 12, 2010

Confirmation Bubble

A blank message sent in response to a text (intentionally or otherwise), letting the original sender know that the message has been read.

I got a confirmation bubble from your mother, so she knows we’ll be there tonight.

Steve sent a confirmation bubble, so he’s seen the list.

by OrangeDiva March 21, 2012

Result Confirmation

Confirmation of a "Result". E.g. to score in bed.

Mate did you check out the fittie I took home last night, proper Result confirmation that was :)(

by AJ_1982 October 15, 2008

conformation sniff

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.

Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".

by Chocolatedabbler February 11, 2017

conformation

Refers to either:
(1) Reassuring proof dat someone is "going along to get along", or
(2) A truthfulness-indicating buildup of material dat shows observers dat what you told them was legit.

I claimed dat visitors kept forgetting to wipe their feet before coming into my house, and da big lumps of accumulated mud on da doorstep and carpet were conformation a-plenty to back up my assertions!

by QuacksO April 6, 2023

Law of Scientific Conformations

The principle that science, like proteins, can take on many different forms—folding and refolding into diverse structures depending on context, while maintaining its essential nature. Just as a single protein can have multiple conformations that determine its function, science conforms to different shapes across disciplines, cultures, and historical periods. Physics and sociology are both science, but they're folded differently—different methods, different standards, different forms of evidence. The Law of Scientific Conformations recognizes that this diversity is not weakness but strength: science's ability to conform to different domains is what makes it universally applicable. It doesn't look the same everywhere because it can't; it adapts to what it studies.

Example: "He couldn't understand why psychology didn't look like physics—where were the elegant equations, the precise predictions? The Law of Scientific Conformations explained: psychology is science folded differently, adapted to the complexity of its subject. It's not less science; it's science in a different conformation. Both are valid; both are necessary; both are science."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026