candyman

An erection of the penis

Bloke: The candyman is here!

by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

CandyMan

The product of crushing up Percocet and sprinkling it on a bowl of/in a blunt of marijuana.

Yo you got the weed ?

yea sonn i got the weed, you got the percs ?
Time to smoke some CandyMan and get riiipppeddd!

by InJecKshUn April 6, 2010

Candyman

Slang term used at a greeting or a fairwell, or possibly just a nick-name.

Yo what up Candyman

See ya later Candyman

Daaaaaamn you such a Candyman

by Candyman February 22, 2003

CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

a Candylander

This is a slang term for Canadian.

Jon-Paul is a Candylander from Dawson.

by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020

candymandering

When poor kids trick or treat in rich neighborhoods.

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!

by Sparty911 October 22, 2017