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by cc_fresh October 16, 2021
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Candlestick

Most may think a candlestick refers rod of wax with a wick in the middle. When lit it produces light and small amounts of heat and wax melts everywhere. After years of researching the origins of this sacred word, it has been found that it has a much different meaning. It is still a noun but now refers to the head of a red-headed person (ginger). It is a comparison of the red hair to a candle and how the red hair resembles fire. Others have researched the word even further back into the word's roots to satanic devil worshipers: they found that it goes further beyond a comparison. It is believed that the absent soul of a ginger is stuck in another realm and actually has real fire as hair.
Johnny: Man my hands are cold.
Chris: You're such a baby.
Johnny: Hah, that's funny because you're never cold with your fire hair you fucking candlestick! Let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.
by koolkat75 November 27, 2012
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russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
by keyster king November 20, 2015
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mr candyass

mr candyass a guy who is a wimp or a wuss too scared too do anything darring or outside his comfort level
my friend is being mr candyass he is too scared too go bowling with his friends its too darring for him way outside his comfort level what a mr candyass
by bluebear February 10, 2022
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pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.
hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!
by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009
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Candyfloss

In bed I saw her candyfloss
by uniquehandle October 29, 2020
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