Candyland

Another way of saying lets have Oral Sex. Especially if some else is in the room or something.

Jaclyn:Oh i wanna play candyland!
Tim:alrighty then
Rick: Pshh thats gay im leaving now.

( they straddle each other and 69)

by CBrownStud October 1, 2009

candylanded

the peak of an epic high when you start seeing some real psychedelic stuff like talking dolphins, dragons and flying squirrels. This is when everything gets turned around colorwise and you start seeing a green sky and blue grass

Jim: Dude did you see Dick? He's just on his back on the ground talking about green skies and talking dolphins.
Harry: Yeah man he took some pills and now he's been candylanded

by quikwittacamw July 11, 2011

Candyland

A pill pushing mental institute.

Especially: free mental institutes where doctors have stocks in specific drug companies and prescribe drugs only from such companies to line their own pockets on the government dime.

Welcome to Candyland, I was sent here from the prison system for attempted suicide. I was there for child molestation. Want a necklace? I made it with your name in it only I ran out of "J's" so I used a "G" See, it says "Gohn

by Anurean July 6, 2010

Candyland

The sudden burst of flavor realized while providing oral pleasure to a male’s rear orifice, most commonly in the form of a maraschino Cherry, but may vary due to local customs and cultural nuances.

I was eating dat ass, and after a short period, candyland had been reached.

And then unexpectedly, I stumbled upon candyland whilst tongue deep in dat ass.

by Maraschino cherry 69 March 14, 2021

Candyland

A store where some cow killing fag who rips me off and sells lighters, alcohol, and supposedly switchblades to people. The candyland guy also shoked my friend.

wow, I bought this at candyland, it must be a goddamn rip off.

by kill cow November 8, 2007

CandylandCrazy3

CandylandCrazy3 is a hottie she’s Theflashiscool2’s egirl

Have you heard of candylandcrazy3? Yea isnt that flash’s egirl?

by Not Theflashiscool2 October 9, 2020

Candyland Economics

Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.

The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.

by jondich September 18, 2022