candyman

One who deals ecstasy

Jeremy meets with the candyman when he needs to feel happy

by J Money43 February 12, 2008

Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016

russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

by jawnmaster3000000 March 2, 2011

candyman

A potbellied regular at the Disco 2000 party at Limelight. According to legend, he waited tables at TGIFriday's and used his earnings to buy large quantities of cocaine and ketamine, which he would use to attract young ladies for e-hugs and further fondlings. According to legend, another clubkid, Jessie, got angry with him for breaking off a relationship at a BBQ in front of many mutual friends. Jessie put a curse on Candyman leading to his death.

It is said that anyone who uses ketamine and says his name 3 times in the mirror at the Avalon (new name for limelight) nightclub, will see his ghost rising off the dancefloor at 3 AM, wearing the same old Pacific Sunwear outfit he was notorious for.

According to legend, the ghost of candyman still reigns at Avalon nightclub. Summon him at your own peril.

by nate March 21, 2005

The Candy Man

1. This guy, who spams a lot, I mean, I'm talking spammage to the max here.

2. A man who has candy, and he lures little kids with it.

3. One who kills Sweds.

"Come here little kiddies, I have candy"-Candy Man

by Cheezmeister December 11, 2003

Candy Man

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.

ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.

by allah ownz January 27, 2007