candoper

A person who can make any thing dope

My boy Tom, he's such a candoper.

by Candoper March 26, 2022

Canister Shot

A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"

by Bacon555 July 10, 2009

Candystore

(Verb) The act of being tricked to leave a friend group or a best friend for personal gain, based off of the musical Heathers.

Joe: Matt I totally just candystored Bobby. Veronica’s up for grabs.
Matt: Haha what a moron.

by DoneWithYourIdiocy October 13, 2020

candystore

A bar or pub with an uncommon amount of underage girls who most likely acquired access by. 1. Using fake identification. 2. Performing fellacio on the bouncer, or 3. Giving the owner a rimmer.

This new bar is a total candystore, that girl can't be a day over fourteen; look at the cheesy grin on the bouncer, and who's that really old dude with all the girls around him? This place is creepy.

by cockninja July 14, 2006

douche-canister

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

whore canister

1. A retort or reply to hoebag 2. A long, pringle-like container, in which to store whores.

"If I'm a hoebag, than you are a whore canister!" 2."Yo, dogg. I brought my whore canister with me, filled with all my whores!"

by Veronica Stice November 22, 2004

canooter valve

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)

Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?

by I am not Anonymous October 28, 2007