Right lane candidate

moving slower than the rest; slow driver in the fast lane; slow to understand

"Dude, you are a right lane candidate"

by CKMP January 11, 2008

Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

Unserious Candidate

A man or woman that plays with peoples hearts, dates multiple people. Under the guise of “I’m looking for love” when in actual fact they are just professional time wasters

Girl don’t listen to him he’s an unserious candidate stop wasting your time.

by AAVE uk April 15, 2020