Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

canadianed

Going out of your way to be nice or to help someone.

Helping someone on the side of the road fix a flat, you just Canadianed the hell out of them

by forest S October 14, 2013

Unserious Candidate

A man or woman that plays with peoples hearts, dates multiple people. Under the guise of “I’m looking for love” when in actual fact they are just professional time wasters

Girl don’t listen to him he’s an unserious candidate stop wasting your time.

by AAVE uk April 15, 2020

canadianese

The language of Canada

In Canada, a large majority of the residents speak an odd language known as Canadianese.

by Jack Lumber January 11, 2004

manchurian candidate

One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control.

The assassination of the president was carried out by a manchurian candidate, under the control of a foreign power.

by laguna72 July 31, 2004