Calvin and Hobbes 

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.

Never argue with a six year old who shaves.

Calvin and Hobbes by purple jesus June 28, 2005

Calvin and Hobbes effect 

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

Calvin and Hobbes effect by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34 

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34 by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Calvin and Hobbles 

Nickname for the current QB/WR tandem for the Detroit Lions. Refers to Calvin Johnson and the oft hurt Daunte Culpepper.

The Lions ended the season 0-16 last year despite the best efforts of Calvin and Hobbles.

Calvin and Hobbles by 3_inch_thrill April 10, 2009