the act of of raising your leg on a stool or chair and slapping/rubbing your inner thigh whilst exclaiming 'catton boys'.
Person 1: Hey look at that guy over there! He's got his leg on a stool!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!
by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017
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E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
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Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.
by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011
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Get the Canton Wok mug.Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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