Calyandra

Calyandras are a rare good on earth. This involves women who were given that beautiful name, as well as the plant, which is quite hard to come by in basically any gardening center. They are difficult to handle at times and can drain much of your energy. But damn, do they make you feel good at the same time. With their sheer uniqueness, they have the ability to let you see everything that makes you through a whole different perspective. Calyandras pack a punch as well, a verbal one, so don't get on their bad side because you're going to regret that.

But once a Calyandra truly opens up to you, it means that she decided to have a human connection that she will cherish. Rather than throwing it away, she prefers to put the work in to form something special and meaningful.

Some of their characteristic treats would be:

- Funny

- Smart as hell
- Awkward
- Taking forever to order coffee
- Making others feel special
- Always being their truest self
- Smelling like 10 great fragrances
- Being beautiful friends

If you ever get to know one of them, consider yourself lucky - there’s very few of them around.

„I talked to Calyandra earlier and I gotta say, great conversation“

„Did you smell that? - Yeah that’s Calyandra, she knows how to smell good.“

„Best drink anybody ever gave me. Calyandra truly knows her craft.“

"Hi, Calyandra, look at the pretty Calyandra i got you."

by kirbykong November 23, 2021

cazandria

a person so have very poor self care not sure what exactly she wants

their government Cazandria again fucking up

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Cassandrian task

Dealing with people you know won't listen to you, despite being provided accurate information, and watching them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start.

(Often witnessed in customer service or technical support)

Releasing this new feature was a Cassandrian task.

by Luk164 May 24, 2025