by kiitsss5 April 11, 2019
Get the calfatoe mug.1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing
Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn
2. Numb or Numbing
Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn
"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."
by Pippigrace September 12, 2020
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Calmate!
Sometimes followed by Yo!
Calmate Yo!
Calm the Fuck out dude !.,
Particularly useful after you
had been away from the computer
for a few days and some Chongo
send you several emails expecting you to check your email. Get a life man!
Sometimes followed by Yo!
Calmate Yo!
Calm the Fuck out dude !.,
Particularly useful after you
had been away from the computer
for a few days and some Chongo
send you several emails expecting you to check your email. Get a life man!
Its the border hommie way of sain
!Chill the fuck out dude! Also used
in urban settings by white urban socialist
cooperative institution collectivist types.
Yea you know they type...not that there's anyhing wrong with that...
!Chill the fuck out dude! Also used
in urban settings by white urban socialist
cooperative institution collectivist types.
Yea you know they type...not that there's anyhing wrong with that...
by ch0ng0 June 2, 2005
Get the calmate mug.Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.
Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021
Get the Commatose mug.This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
Get the carnal comatose mug.by Leo R, May 15, 2008
Get the comatosed mug.a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006
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