Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

by Mdigger March 23, 2010

Calliope

1. The eldest and wisest of the Nine Muses of Greek mythology. She is the muse of epic poetry, commonly known as Homer's muse, being the inspiration for Homer's Iliad and Odyssey.

2. A type of musical instrument which produces sound by sending a gas (either steam or, more recently, compressed air) through large whistles.

3. Title of a story in Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels, in which the Greek muse Calliope is featured - although here she is misidentified as the youngest muse.

Daughter of Zeus and Mnemosyne and mother of Orpheus, Calliope is the eldest and wisest of the muses.

by shoemoneytonight January 28, 2010

Calliope

Calliope is a beautiful, kind and smart girl. She's the life of the party and has the prettiest smile in the world. Her features are one of a kind and her personality is so amazing, that everyone can't help but love her. She's selfless, brave and a great friend, but can be a little stubborn and reckless at times. Even though she has flaws, everyone loves her for who she is.

Calliope, whoa. She's so great.

Callie is the quirkiest person I know!

by partyinthemorgue________ January 14, 2017

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Fanny callous

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum

Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.

by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018

callous

Uncaring, indifferent or unconcerned about the feelings or needs of others, heartless, cruel.

The wealthy industrialist rolled his eyes in callous disdain as he brushed past a crying child begging for help.

The school bully callously humiliated a helpless newcomer.

by Lorelili November 19, 2012