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Californiacation

Originally a common bumper sticker across the Midwest claiming "Don't Californiacate Colorado!"- fornicate being the verb pertaining to coitus, or in intended translation "don't screw<fuck>up Colorado the way they have California". The context was to stop the migration of people (and culture) from California to Colorado, thus eliminating the growing problem of political activists/extremists, the general point of view Californian's have (hyper left-wing views). Colorado had existed as a state even before California did- they had their own culture, views and ways to accomplish tasks and didn't need anymore people from California "illuminating" their so called problems/deficiencies even though it was only the Californians who viewed it that way-Coloradans were fine with the way things were.
As viewed on the television show South Park- where the smugness of Californian people(and their perceived ignorance, naivety and over-all self importance/self promotion or smugness) caused an epic natural disaster thereby adversely affecting many other states and peoples residing within.
Don't Californiacate <insert state here>!!!

Dream of Californiacation?
by Wadsworth Longfellow Cummings October 14, 2011
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Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark
selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.
by joe November 5, 2004
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Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.
The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?
by Clint March 23, 2004
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Veronica Californication

A Stripper / Porn Star Extrodinair...

Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Fred: Jimmy Buddy you doing okay lately?

Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!

Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?

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by Veronica Chenney December 10, 2007
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Californicating

Look at David, he left New York, and is now Californicating in Santa Monica. That Bastard!
by Dabicho January 12, 2009
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Californication

When people from California move to the states (usually in droves) and buy up all the land/businesses, raise the price of housing, overcrowd the state, and overall raping of the culture of the state.
Also bringing their crappy ideals/slang/accent/etc and try to force it on natives of the state they moved to while still saying "Well in California (insert crap spewing here) to which I reply (and recommend you to do) "Well go back to California then asshat!"
And lets not forget the ones who buy out a shitload of acreage build a big ass ugly house on it and still only live in it part of the year and spend the rest of the year in California.

Fuck Californicators!
Montanan: "Thanks to those damn Californicators the rent for my 2 bedroom apartment has gone up to 1,500 a month!"

Washingtonian: "Because of Californication they clear cut the entire hill to put the Californian's big ass ugly houses!"

Michigander 1: "Why do those kids sound funny?"
Michigander 2: "It's because of all the damn Californians and their stupid accent!"

Californian: "Well I really just wanted to get away, you know the city life, and the hot weather, so I decided to move to your state and fuck it up."

Me: "Fuck off, please"
by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008
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The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.

The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?

Source: Clint, Mar 23, 2004

^This is the proper definition which has been in use for the past 40 years!
Californicators need to grow a fucking brain.
by retards September 16, 2004
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