When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos
I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!
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A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
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