Colbenson

God

Hey, have you heard of Colbenson? Lemme tell you, 14 Billion years ago him and this guy named Duplessis...

by the_prophet_ June 20, 2019

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NNN Calendar

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December

"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"

by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019

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Rojo Caliente

1. Arguably the worst music video ever.
2. Appalling waste of money and life.
3. General lack of talent/ a desperate attempt to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.

Toby King, what have you done?

Platinum Card, with endless charge! That's Rojo Caliente!

by public0pinion February 13, 2008

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calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

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calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

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