The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
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1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.
2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.
3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.
3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
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THEY ARE HELLA AWESOME
and have anime powers from the 3 stones from the calamity fox
THEY ARE HELLA AWESOME
and have anime powers from the 3 stones from the calamity fox
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He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.
When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.
He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.
When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.
Aydan Calafiore won’t like my instagram post.
Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.
Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!
Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.
Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!
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by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 5, 2020
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He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
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