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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.
I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.
by Chilidog December 14, 2007
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manitoba sauce cake

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"
by GenXos August 17, 2016
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Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face
She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.
by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021
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mango cake

to perform fellatio in exchange for favors
i just gave my professor a mango cake to get into his class
by Melvin Keyer January 20, 2011
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Maniah Carey

When a man screams louder than his female counterpart while having sex.
Did he just stub his toe or was that a Maniah Carey?
by tgrizzlee June 5, 2011
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Mango Cake

Nick: Ay Cody! Last night I got mango cake!
by The115 December 12, 2010
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