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Correctional Officer

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
by Moe July 13, 2003
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Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness)

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
by Mandy28 May 24, 2011
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rod of correction

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction
by Iblisatan January 23, 2007
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immaculate correction

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.
I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.
by stella twist October 26, 2013
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Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.
Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!
by Hankscolts November 27, 2011
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Need Correction 💢💢

A word used by Lolicons when a loli is "in need of correction" (usually meaning "corrective rape").
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.
Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
Need Correction 💢💢!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!
by Lé Hönque October 20, 2023
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hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.
1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.
by Chris B October 14, 2004
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