Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

calicosally

wam

Calicosally is such a wam!

by Zafod Boombox February 3, 2014

Calicore

A type of music core genre (metalcore, hardcore, emocore, etc.), featuring California style clothes such as Hollister and Abercrombie and skin tans, along with a death metal sounding music.

Calicore bands aren't cool yet.

by IndustrialLive March 7, 2009

calico queen

Is an old West, Cowboy slang for a prostitute.

"Save your who do voodoo talk for your calico queens." Wyatt Earp in Wynonna Earp TV show

by MrsImyourhuckleberryHolliday November 26, 2016

Calico Kids

A group of children from a single mother but several different fathers of varied races thus the children all have different skin tones and don't quite look like siblings.

Because of all the racially diverse men that impregnated Shaniqua, she has calico kids.

by Peace Faith August 24, 2008

Calicombed

A person who seems to be from California due to the way they talk and act.

That surfer dude Josh seems really calicombed.

by ColinSimson April 1, 2019

Calicosexual

Calicosexual is the term used to describe lesbians that have an obsession with calico critters

"I met the most beautiful calicosexual girl today. We're gonna meet up to show eachother our calico critters later!"

by SunnySideUp7347 April 9, 2021