cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

castard

a bastard cassie

Castard, you're stupid!

by cassie February 12, 2003

Camtard

An especially awful subset of fentards living in Cambridgeshire, England.

That camtard has married both his sisters, that's bigamy.

by Windsong_@_Debley_Down May 18, 2017

cartardo

A very honest and funny guy who spends his free time with his finger up his nose.

There’s Cartardo!

by Bubbagump0913 May 26, 2018

Cartard

A person who is named carter but acts like a complete retard

why is that guy acting like that ?
He's just cartard you'll get used to him.

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person named carter that acts like a complete retard

what is carters problem? Why is she having flashbacks?
That's just what cartard does

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person whose name is carter but he acts like a total retard,some may think he has tourettes, some may think he is weird, But most people know he's just cartard.

(person 1)Who is that?

(person2)Oh him, his name is Carter we call him Cartard.
(person 1)why?
(person 2) Give him anything pointy and you'll see why .

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019